What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies lingerie department of a large store. Shyly walking up to the woman behind the counter, he said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ ‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?”
“Look around”, said the saleslady, as she showed him a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
“Actually” she said, “there are really only four types of bras to choose from”.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: ‘There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?’
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple: the Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills!”

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs. {B} Barely there… {C} Can’t Complain!.. {D} Dang!… {DD} Double dang!… {E} Enormous!… {F} Fake…. {G} Get a Reduction… {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!….
Then of course there is the German bra: holtzemfromfloppen.

(Thanks Marianne for this, sorry I can’t credit it, just one of those email funnies but so apt for my theme I couldn’t resist)

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  1. Thanks you have just cheered me up. Im awake as you put it at this ungodly hour of 2.15AM , this site is just so funny, I’m trying not to laugh out load to much for fear of waking the family. The bra one really had me laughing.
    keep up the good work .
    christian love

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