What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies lingerie department of a large store. Shyly walking up to the woman behind the counter, he said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'' "Look around", said the saleslady,... Continue Reading →

Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

For a friend's 50th birthday I nearly bought a t-shirt with the slogan: 'Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls' then I saw another one that really made me laugh but would I, as a vicar-in-training have the courage to wear it? It says 'I found Jesus... He was behind the sofa'.   I can't help... Continue Reading →

Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake

No eggs? No margarine? No problem. Make a 'chocolate mayonnaise cake'. You do need mayonnaise mind you (the clue is in the title). Is this good for you? No but it's fun and it definetely has a 'feel good factor' You need 10 oz self raising flour (yes, I know really old recipe with imperial... Continue Reading →

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